Friday's Down Under Just Hit Different
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G'DAY MATE!!! AUSSIEVILLE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!! Move over in your graves, Cleopatra and Helen Of Troy! We've got a new all-time beauty to wear the crown! The talent from Down Under can go head to head with anyone throughout history! Almost like White Sox Dave isn't the same species as this Aussie beaut! Because he isn't! Good on Em for enjoying this beautiful world! Down with hate! Up with great life! Even DOWN UNDER!!! Go Em Go!
ANOTHER QUICK BREAK: Tell Fortnight Boy I'm getting all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO EM!!!
Thank you, Em! Hooray for Em! Hooray!